Saturday, December 02, 2006

Blogging While Bored


Dress like you'd rather be naked.

Forget haircuts.......if you still have it, celebrate it!

Eat when you're hungry, and only when you're hungry, and enjoy each meal like it's your last.

Think of money as oxygen, and breath slowly.

Treat your dog like your buddy, not your pet.

Remember the cats could care less.

Just know you're gonna die, and it's no big deal.

Get rid of pain when you can, and when you can't, paint it purple and laugh.

Don't fix what ain't broke.

If you break it, you own it.

Take people for granted, and you will be.

Be nice. Or kill them. The first is easier than the second.

If life hands you lemons, add vodka.

If you don't tell her you love her 7 times a day...........maybe you don't.

If you have to look up coherency, please don't blog.

Paris doesn't matter; if she does, it's YOUR fault.

If I piss you off now, I always will.

If you don't get me, we're even.

Don't tell me you support our troops while sending them to die.

Spoil your own damn nest; leave mine alone.

You might die richer than me but you won't die happier.

Islam is NOT a violent religion. There. You happy now? I didn't think so.

Evolution is real, it's just too damn slow.

Never blog sober, this is the kind of shit you come up with.

Blog like nobody's reading.

5 comments:

Buffalo said...

"Be nice. Or kill them. The first is easier than the second."

Depending, I don't know that it is easier.

Depending, I know for sure it is less satisfying.

Kindness (disarms the difficult) said...

Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms!

Who is bringing the chips?

THE Michael said...

Why, the Buffalo, of course! (Buffalo chips...get it?)

never mind........

darlingina said...

Loved this post Sir Michael. Thanks for the giggle and now i know what my problem is... i keep trying to blog sober. Pass the vodka would ya. ;o)
Hugs,
gina

THE Michael said...

The secret is revealed! lol